Thursday, January 8, 2009

You know times are tough when...

the porn industry, especially Hustler and Girls Gone Wild, are asking for a $5 billion federal bailout stating America's sex appetite has gone limp (ha!) due to the economy.

This downturn could be huge people. Think about it...the porn stars will have to start doing tricks on the streets, edging out the current working girls and driving them into other menial labor. The repercussions could be horrendous! So, the next time you are at the strip clubs or watching your favorite video, reach out and touch someone and remember these guys have it tough too.

...This has been a public service message...

5 comments:

Ryan said...

Amen Sister!! I should go support the local economy at lunch!! In fact that is what Sly-Bri and I shall do.

Jess said...

In our household, I think we do our share of supporting the porn industry.

Sagan said...

Tehe oh too funny:)

Sharon said...

Hahah, you're awesome! LOL

JavaChick said...

Oh Lord...

If only that was the biggest problem the world had to face.

I say: let 'em sink!